johnny english really destroyed all movie logic
the funniest part is that he’s not even running
Mr Bean as a Persistence Predator
My obligations and consequences catching up to me
“Lord of the Rings is without a doubt, the greatest trilogy in movie history.”
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
dec 16, 2021
it’s been years and I’m still thinking about that interaction I had with a cashier that went something like
Cashier: Are you military?
Me: No.
Cashier: Do you want to lie and say you’re military for the 10% discount?
hello Mr. Gaiman! would you please tell my depression to fuck off?
I can try.
Dear Depression, please fuck off. Begin by fucking off, continue to fuck off, and about the point where you think perhaps it’s time to stop fucking off and come back, then just fuck off some more.
@neil-gaiman can I have this as a tattoo?
Of course! Or you can just print it out and put it on your fridge.
Tim Burton’s original musical choice was a song by doo-wop singers The Ink Spots, but Catherine O’Hara convinced him that a calypso song would bring more energy to the scene. Actor Jeffrey Jones was the one to suggest the Belafonte song, and the cast spent five days filming the choreographed number.
Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton
if anyone needs me i’ll be frothing at the mouth thinking about the origin of language and interspecies communication. happy wednesday.
how did we learn this? who taught us this? is it coincidental? is it observational? is it that something in the source of these sixteen languages stems from the same animal instinct that causes each of these species to call out to their own kind? I Am Going To Lose It.
Patricia McConnell talks about her research into this in her book “The Other End of the Leash: Why We Do What We Do Around Dogs” which also addresses a ton of other interspecies communication things and not just about dogs! Highly recommend reading it
apparently there was a stunt in icarly where Gibby jumps from the ceiling into the ground but there were no safety measures and the stuntman broke his fucking ribs 😭
this is it. this was allowed to air on nickelodeon.
genuine shock/disbelief on all their faces
He caught like a foot of air on the bounce… Holy shit
Why in gods name didn’t they just toss a Gibby-shaped dummy holy shit there was no need for this stunt on fucking iCarly
so, according to gibby’s actor, this is exactly what happened
Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!
Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!
[a stack of space crates immediately falls on Worf]







